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2014: doge is a funny dog lol
2018: doge is divorced and his ex-wife has cursed him to live in hell forever
2019: doge marries isabelle from animal crossing and they live a happy life together
1203: doge directs the fourth crusade to sack constantinople
I love how the dog is so delightfully cheerful while the horse is like “Mrs haversham killed me”
Your comment just made me cry laughing
so my boyfriend and i were watching monster factory the other day, and one thing leads to another, and we’re making out, right
and as it turns out we forgot to pause the video bc we separated for a second and looked at each other
there was a moment of silence
and then the room is flooded with the sound of griffin mcelroy exclaiming
and according to my boyfriend, that was the fastest they’ve ever seen me move bc as soon as that moment was over i was across the room turning off that video because that was the most utterly visceral deer in the headlights moment i’ve ever experienced and it will forever be screaming unerringly in the back of my mind the moment a single molecule of my body even considers the concept of sex i fuckign HATE griffin mcelro
THATS 3 BITCH!!!!!!!
hes the truck
that explains it. im sorry for the inconvenience
And so many white people were in her mentions saying “well he shouldn’t have a MacBook” as if this is a fucking Mac vs Windows joke
Fuck the police and fuck the white people who think this is a joke. We can literally be killed over ANYTHING
Police need to be held accountable for their actions.
It’s funny how many times someone will call a post or whatever “strong Terry Pratchett energy” when I was personally thinking “is this the spirit of Douglas Adams?” And it’s like a test if which weird brit with the Particular Writing Style you were introduced to first.
If the wry observations about human nature and social commentary have a tone of grim fatalistic resignation, it’s Douglas Adams. If it’s more of a call to action or working under the assumption that things can be improved, it’s Terry Pratchett.
EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas.
It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS.
There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.
also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.
Reblog To Save Life
Okay but like reblog to LITERALLY SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE
I didn’t know Mr. T pityed fool’s that weren’t woke, but that’s awesome. #respect
“I think about my father being called ‘boy’, my uncle being called ‘boy’, my brother, coming back from Vietnam and being called ‘boy’. So I questioned myself: “What does a black man have to do before he’s given the respect as a man?” So when I was 18 years old, when I was old enough to fight and die for my country, old enough to drink, old enough to vote, I said I was old enough to be called a man. I self-ordained myself Mr. T so the first word out of everybody’s mouth is “Mr.” That’s a sign of respect that my father didn’t get, that my brother didn’t get, that my mother didn’t get.“
-Mr. T on the subject of his name
I had no idea he put this much thought into this wow
I wonder why we dont hear about this…
Mr. T’s raw power vaporizing the guy in the last gif
