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“homer’s enemy” is such a fascinating simpsons episode because although it was largely panned by viewers for being too dark (even by the show’s standards), it’s gone on to become the number 1-rated simpsons episode of all time [according to IMDB] and most people who were young kids at the time the episode first aired (myself included) consider it one of the most iconic and classic episodes of the series
like damn, it was always a running joke that homer is much too incompetent and lazy for his line of work and yet somehow still manages to live in a decent 2-story home in a nice neighborhood but this episode hit it on the fucking nose with how unfair and ludicrous it all is
Chief Wiggum Faces Down Homer Simpson Who Has Finally Turned His Son Bart Simpson Into A Car And Gone On A Killing Spree
Digital, 2018
this is the only simpsons scene that matters
Golden Age
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
Men are gross ^
my favorite simpsons joke is not a single thing but the running gag where someone panics and jumps out a window in terror. the pta is disbanded is probably the best entry though.
this is long but very reasonably brutal
What gets me is, the writers say Lisa is their favorite, the one they relate to, and you CAN sort of superficially see that, on paper. That’d be why she suffers so much, because trying repeatedly and failing repeatedly in a terrible rut, surrounded by people who don’t understand or want to understand, is kinda the rawest most relatable thing there is.
….But if you look around online, you’ll find that the audience just hates the fucking shit out of Lisa. People describe her as whiny and preachy, they see her as practically the villain of the show, Republicans even think she’s intentionally a mockery of “bleeding heart liberalism” and “fans” love episodes that “take her down a peg.”
Any behind-the-scenes intention of her as the show’s true underdog (which we only have a little word of mouth to go by) is totally lost in practice. If more people need it explained to them than not, then it just really isn’t good satire, but nasty cynicism for cynicism’s sake.
drinks from the simpsons rated
bart’s hot cocoa marshmallow
is it still technically a drink? who cares! grampa wanted a slice and i do too 10/10
skittlebrau
i’m still waiting for some artisanal craft beer company to crowdfund the actualisation of skittlebrau 9/10
malk
brittle bones are a small price to pay for all that vitamin r 7/10
the all-syrup super squishee
this drink comes with consequences. are you prepared for what that might mean? 5/10
shelbyville turnip juice
turnip juice is a real thing apparently? who looked at a turnip and wanted to drink it? 3/10
homer’s morning glass of syrup
my teeth are crying 0/10
marge’s homemade pepsi
an undefinable and unknowable entity ?/10
lays liquid potato chips
i’ve got questions and they’re all about how i can forget i ever had to think about this 0/10
worcestershire flavoured soft drink
carbonated worcestershire is truly a cursed concept 0/10
a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man’s hat
the bartender requires you to sign a waiver before he serves you. this drink takes you to a strange new place where the man whose hat you are drinking from tells you the meaning of life in a way you are never able to articulate after you regain consciousness number eight/10
2014: doge is a funny dog lol
2018: doge is divorced and his ex-wife has cursed him to live in hell forever
2019: doge marries isabelle from animal crossing and they live a happy life together
1203: doge directs the fourth crusade to sack constantinople